The internet has a plethora of articles on how to write an excellent paper, but i'm here to explain you the process of writing a bad, an awfully bad paper.
Step 1 : Optimism is the way of life
In the reading time, it's likely that you'll cast your eyes over a bunch of wretched questions that will get you worked up. But, you tell yourself to be optimistic and cajole yourself that somehow, the moment you run your pen over the answer key the answer will miraculously occur to you.
Step 2 : Confronting the Question
After solving the first few questions the much dreaded question appears. You read it once, it makes no sense. You read it again, this time delving into your brain much deeper to figure if you've ever done that question; some bygone day, some bygone year or some bygone birth. Chances are that your brain returns with 0 results.
You still decide to keep your confidence and optimism intact.
Step 3 : Moving on
You move on, deciding not to waste too much time on that question. Something tells you that once you finish all the questions you know well, you can think freely and crack it. At this point, optimism seems shaky but there is no choice but to be positive.
Step 4 : Denial
You finish most of the other questions you know and now you're left with no choice but to finally confront the sore thumbs. You check the amount of marks those questions carry and get a little shaken up. You think of the consequences,
100 - 12
No! actually 100 - 16, but then 16 sounds terrible so you tell yourself *Steps ke liye marks mil jayenge* and come back to -12.
You read the question for the umpteenth time hoping the neurons in your brain will suddenly spark up and tell you the solution; but seldom do miracles like that happen.
Step 5 : Telling yourself you're a brave warrior.
You seem to be nowhere close to a solution, your emotions range from self-hatred to self-sympathy and immense rage against the board, the teachers and this seemingly diabolical world, cussing your ill-luck and slow brain you realize time's running out. Fear grips you, the panic alarms of your body whine loudly.
You lift your pen.
You write a word, you realize the word too less for a 6 mark answer.
You write a sentence, by framing that word into a sentence with some flamboyant use of english language.
You re-read it and realize that it is a piece of crap.
You feel like bashing yourself with your dirty shoes, for that answer.
You know it's wrong. You know, aint nobody giving you marks for that crap you've written.
You still think something is better than nothing. And pray for a miracle.
Above all, You feel grateful that the examiner will never come to know who's brainchild that wondrous piece of shit it is.
Dedicated to my nightmarish maths paper.
Step 1 : Optimism is the way of life
In the reading time, it's likely that you'll cast your eyes over a bunch of wretched questions that will get you worked up. But, you tell yourself to be optimistic and cajole yourself that somehow, the moment you run your pen over the answer key the answer will miraculously occur to you.
Step 2 : Confronting the Question
After solving the first few questions the much dreaded question appears. You read it once, it makes no sense. You read it again, this time delving into your brain much deeper to figure if you've ever done that question; some bygone day, some bygone year or some bygone birth. Chances are that your brain returns with 0 results.
You still decide to keep your confidence and optimism intact.
Step 3 : Moving on
You move on, deciding not to waste too much time on that question. Something tells you that once you finish all the questions you know well, you can think freely and crack it. At this point, optimism seems shaky but there is no choice but to be positive.
Step 4 : Denial
You finish most of the other questions you know and now you're left with no choice but to finally confront the sore thumbs. You check the amount of marks those questions carry and get a little shaken up. You think of the consequences,
100 - 12
No! actually 100 - 16, but then 16 sounds terrible so you tell yourself *Steps ke liye marks mil jayenge* and come back to -12.
You read the question for the umpteenth time hoping the neurons in your brain will suddenly spark up and tell you the solution; but seldom do miracles like that happen.
Step 5 : Telling yourself you're a brave warrior.
You seem to be nowhere close to a solution, your emotions range from self-hatred to self-sympathy and immense rage against the board, the teachers and this seemingly diabolical world, cussing your ill-luck and slow brain you realize time's running out. Fear grips you, the panic alarms of your body whine loudly.
You lift your pen.
You write a word, you realize the word too less for a 6 mark answer.
You write a sentence, by framing that word into a sentence with some flamboyant use of english language.
You re-read it and realize that it is a piece of crap.
You feel like bashing yourself with your dirty shoes, for that answer.
You know it's wrong. You know, aint nobody giving you marks for that crap you've written.
You still think something is better than nothing. And pray for a miracle.
Above all, You feel grateful that the examiner will never come to know who's brainchild that wondrous piece of shit it is.
Dedicated to my nightmarish maths paper.
